|Works depicting my prowess in battle, and my fairness in face.|
I'm a vampire hunter. My hobbies include killing vampires, fighting, looking dashing, rescuing damsels in distress, farmhouse chores, naps under shady trees, and arguing with my hand. |
If you have a vampire problem, I am quite willing and capable of eliminating them, for a fee, of course.
My terms are up for discussion if necessary.